You Might Be A Redneck If You

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

I Always Wore Cowboy Boots And Drove A Truck, And Talked Like This. So Everywhere I Would Go In Comedy People Would Say, "foxworthy, You Ain't Nothing But A Redneck From Georgia!" It Kind Of Became A Formula Joke.

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.