You Might Be A Redneck If You

I Used To Say That Whenever People Heard My Southern Accent, They Always Wanted To Deduct 100 Iq Points.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.

It's Not My Dreams That Get Me In Trouble, It's What My Wife Dreams I Did. My Wife Punched Me In The Middle Of The Night; I Woke Up And Went Oww! What Was That For?, And She Goes I Dreamt You Were Making Out With Faith Hill. I Said I Wasn't Dreaming Anything! Send Her Over To My Dreams, And We'll Both Be Happy.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Most Expensive Shoes Have Numbers On The Heels.

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say About Someone, You Must Be Talking About Hillary Clinton.