You Might Be A Redneck If You

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.

If You Know All 4 Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter And Road Construction, You May Live In Canada

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Only Condiment On The Dining Room Table Is The Economy Size Bottle Of Ketchup.

You Might Be A Redneck If More Than One Living Relative Is Named After A Southern Civil War General.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.