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If You Think 'loading The Dishwasher' Means 'getting Your Wife Drunk', You Might Be A Redneck

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.