You Might Be A Redneck If Your

If You Know All 4 Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter And Road Construction, You May Live In Canada

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite T-shirt Is Offensive In Thirteen States.

I Used To Say That Whenever People Heard My Southern Accent, They Always Wanted To Deduct 100 Iq Points.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In A Bathroom Appliance In Your Front Yard.