You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

If You're A Redneck, You Have That Blood Flowing Through Your Veins. That's Almost On The Bucket List, To Hear "freebird" Live.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Saved Lots Of Money On Your Honeymoon By Going Deer Hunting.

You Might Be A Redneck If The First Words Out Of Your Mouth Every Time You See Friends Are Howdy!, Hey! Or How Y'all Doin'?

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.