You Might Be A Redneck If You

If You Ahve Ever Unloaded Your Pickup By Backing Up Really Fast And Slamming On The Brakes, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.