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You Might Be A Redneck If You Can't Get Married To Your Sweetheart Because There Is A Law Against It.

When I Did The Sitcom I Was Too Naive. I Thought, Well, They Know What They're Talking About, Let's Do That.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Was Talking To Alan Jackson. He Had His Second Greatest Hits Album. He Said, You Don't Ever Get Into This Really Thinking You're Gonna Make It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Daughter's Barbie's Dream House Has A Clothesline In The Front Yard.