You Might Be A Redneck If The

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

As An Individual, As A Household, You Can't Spend More Money Than You're Bringing In. You Can Do It For A Little While, But You End Up Going Broke And You End Up Losing Everything You Have. That Is The Path That We're On As A Country, And It Scares Me To Death.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Boat Has Not Left The Driveway In 15 Years.

I Refuse To This Day To Do E-mail Because Everybody I Know That Does It, It Takes Another Two Or Three Hours A Day. I Don't Want To Give Two Or Three More Hours Away.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.