You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Amuse Yourself For More Than An Hour With A Fly Swatter.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Started A Petition To Change The National Anthem To Georgia On My Mind.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

There's No Down Time Any More.