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I'm Very Lucky In That I've Gotten To Do A Lot Of Things. But If You Ever Put A Gun To My Head And Said, "you Can Only Do One," I'd Think It Would Be Stand-up. I Think It's The Coolest Job In The World.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Hood And One Door Are A Different Color From The Rest Of Your Car.

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?

I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me This Platform.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.