You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Boat Has Not Left The Driveway In 15 Years.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Refused To Watch The Academy Awards Since Smokey And The Bandit Was Snubbed For Best Picture.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need An Estimate From Your Barber Before You Get A Haircut.

I'm Very Lucky In That I've Gotten To Do A Lot Of Things. But If You Ever Put A Gun To My Head And Said, "you Can Only Do One," I'd Think It Would Be Stand-up. I Think It's The Coolest Job In The World.

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say About Someone, You Must Be Talking About Hillary Clinton.