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I've Been To All 50 States, And Traveled This Whole Country, And 90 Percent Of The People Are Good Folks. The Rest Of Them Take After The Other Side Of The Family.

As A Comedian I Appreciate Every Kind Of Comedy. You Decide For Yourself What You're Going To Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.