You Might Be A Redneck If You

There's No Down Time Any More.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Can Correctly Execute The Sleeper Hold.

When I Was A Kid, My Parents Had A 900-pound Television On Top Of A Tv Tray. My Dad's Theory Was, 'let Him Pull It Over His Head A Few Times, He'll Learn.'