You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

If Most People Wanted To Be Incognito, They Put On A Fake Beard Or Mustache. If I Wanted To I'd Just Shave Mine Off.

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.