You Might Be A Redneck If The

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

In My Life, I Have Driven Some Crappy Vehicles. But I Have Never Been So Desperate For A Vehicle That I Wanted A Used Rental Car.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Biggest Fashion Risk You Take Is Which Plaid You'll Wear To The 4-h Fair.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Very Special Baseball Cap, Just For Formal Occasions.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite Christmas Present Was A Painting On Black Velvet.