You Need Some Coffee, Don't You?" "yes,

I Stopped Reading William Faulkner Because It's Hard Work. I Want To Read A Good Writer, But I Also Want To Read Something Where The Pages Are Going To Move Along. That's What I Want. It Doesn't Have To Be A Thriller Or A Mystery. Just Something Where I Get Caught Up In The Story.

I Don't Feel Stupid, Just Inadequate. After Three Years Of Studying The Law, I'm Very Much Aware Of How Little I Know.

I Have Learned Not To Read Reviews. Period. And I Hate Reviewers. All Of Them, Or At Least All But Two Or Three. Life Is Much Simpler Ignoring Reviews And The Nasty People Who Write Them. Critics Should Find Meaningful Work.

I Was A Lawyer For 10 Years, And Several Of My Clients Had The Misfortune, Through No Fault Of My Own, Of Going To Prison. I Visited Them Occasionally.

We Cuss Them Because We're Not Good Enough For Them. We Hate Them Because They Wouldn't Look At Us, Couldn't Be Bothered To Give Us An Interview. I Guess There's A Trent & Brent In Every City, In Every Field. I Didn't Make It And I Don't Belong, So I'll Just Go Through Life Hating Them.