You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe

People Who Drink To Drown Their Sorrow Should Be Told That Sorrow Knows How To Swim.

No Person Ever Died By Drowning In Their Own Sweat.

Blessed Are They Who Hold Lively Conversations With The Helplessly Mute, For They Shall Be Called Dentists.

In Recent Years, There Have Been Reports Of People With Twisted Minds Putting Razor Blades And Poison In Taffy Apples And Halloween Candy. It Is No Longer Safe To Let Your Child Eat Treats That Come From Strangers.

Maturity Is The Ability To Make A Decision And Stand By It. Immature People Spend Their Lives Exploring Endless Possibilities And Then Doing Nothing. Action Requires Courage. Without Courage, Little Is Accomplished.