You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe

Women's Magazines Continue To Print 'helpful' Articles On How To Hang On To Your Husband While Thousands Of Wives Write To Me And Complain That 'hanging Is Too Good For 'em.

Keep In Mind That The True Measure Of An Individual Is How He Treats A Person Who Can Do Him Absolutely No Good.

The Naked Truth Is Always Better Than The Best-dressed Lie.

A Man Spends The First Half Of His Life Learning Habits That Shorten The Other Half.

Maturity Is Humility. It Is Being Big Enough To Say, "i Was Wrong." And, When He/she Is Right, The Mature Person Need Not Experience The Satisfaction Of Saying, "i Told You So."