You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And

I've Heard Of Many Chocoholics, But I Ain't Never Seen No "chocohol". We Got An Epidemic, People: People Who Like Chocolate But Don't Understand Word Endings. They're Probably "over-workaholled".

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

When I Am Holding A Water Balloon, So Many Things Look So Unnecessarily Dry.

I Was Thinking How Strange It Is That Water Is One Of The Best, Simplest Things On This Planet, And Still With A Simple Glass Of Water You Can Neutralize So Many Of The Greatest Technological Advances That We Provide. Like With My Blackberry, I Can Get In Touch With So Many People, But If I Dip It In A Small Glass Of Water I'm Completely Disconnected.

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.