You Never Know How Things Will Work

Some Of Us Are Born Big-minded With Small Penises. Others Have Big Penises And Small-minded.

You Can Always Wake Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed And Boo-hiss Everyone Suffers. We Can All Be Temperamental.

I Don't Think There's Any Such Thing As Rock N' Roll Anymore - It's An Amalgamation Of Business Interests.

Words Cannot Express Quite A Lot Of Feelings, Whereas A Noise Or Tone Or Drone Or Sound, An Accordion Falling Down A Staircase, Can Somehow Capture An Emotion Much Better.

I Had An Irish Catholic Education. Horrible Nuns, Vindictive And Cruel.