You Never Know When The Devil Might

I Write Better In Cape Breton... Too Many People Around In Ontario. Down There I Meet All Sorts Of Non-human People, But They Don't Bother Me, And I Don't Feel I Have To Apologize On Behalf Of My Species Quite So Often.

If You Are Going To Be A Big Personality, You've Got To Have Some Kind Of Characteristic Gimmick.

Mutt Enjoyed Traveling By Car, But He Was An Unquiet Passenger. He Suffered From The Delusion, Common To Dogs And Small Boys, That When He Was Looking Out The Right-hand Side, He Was Probably Missing Something Far More Interesting On The Left-hand Side.

After All, We Fought The Yanks In 1812 And Kicked Them The Hell Out Of Our Country - But Not With Blanks.

And This Is What Happened, Ands This Is Why The Caribou And The Wolf Are One; For The Caribou Feeds The Wolf, But It Is The Wolf That Keeps The Caribou Strong.