You Never Realize A Dog Is A

You Can Have A Revolution Wherever You Like, Except In A Government Office; Even Were The World To Come To An End, You'd Have To Destroy The Universe First And Then Government Offices.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

I Certainly Don't Know If You Could Claim That Every Theft Is Wrong, But I'll Prove To You That Every Theft Is Forbidden, By Simply Locking You Up.

Let No One Think That Real Gardening Is A Bucolic And Meditative Occupation. It Is An Insatiable Passion, Like Everything Else To Which A Man Gives His Heart.

A Short Life Is Better For Mankind, For A Long Life Would Deprive Man Of His Optimism.