You Never Realize A Dog Is A

Socialism Is Good When It Comes To Wages, But It Tells Me Nothing When It Comes To Other Questions In Life That Are More Private And Painful, For Which I Must Seek Answers Elsewhere.

Great God Of The Ants, Thou Hast Granted Victory To Thy Servants. I Appoint Thee Honorary Colonel.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

Among Human Beings, A Cat Is Merely A Cat; Among Cats, A Cat Is A Prowling Shadow In A Jungle.

I Think I Am Slowly Becoming An Anarchist, That This Is Only Another Label For My Privateness, And I Think That You Will Understand This In The Sense Of Being Against Collectivity.