You Ought Not To Practice Childish Ways,

I Say No Wealth Is Worth My Life.

Zeus Does Not Bring All Men's Plans To Fulfillment.

And Overpowered By Memory Both Men Gave Way To Grief. Priam Wept Freely For Man - Killing Hector, Throbbing, Crouching Before Achilles' Feet As Achilles Wept Himself, Now For His Father, Now For Patroclus Once Again And Their Sobbing Rose And Fell Throughout The House.

I've Gone Back In Time To When Dinosaurs Weren't Just Confined To Zoos.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.