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I Hate Careless Flattery, The Kind That Exhausts You In Your Efforts To Believe It.

I Know Of No Sentence That Can Induce Such Immediate And Brazen Lying As The One That Begins, 'have You Read - .'

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds Himself A Success Hasn't Been Asleep.

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.