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The Thing I Hate The Most About Advertising Is That It Attracts All The Bright, Creative And Ambitious Young People, Leaving Us Mainly With The Slow And Self-obsessed To Become Our Artists.. Modern Art Is A Disaster Area. Never In The Field Of Human History Has So Much Been Used By So Many To Say So Little.

If Michaelangelo Or Leonardo Da Vinci Were Alive Today They’d Be Making Avatar, Not Painting A Chapel.

T.v. Has Made Going To The Theatre Seem Pointless, Photography Has Pretty Much Killed Painting But Graffiti Has Remained Gloriously Unspoilt By Progress.

People Either Love Me Or They Hate Me, Or They Don't Really Care.

Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.