You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder

Now That Doctors Have Stopped Making House Calls, Lots Of Patients Now Have To Die Without Their Help.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.