You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.