You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder

A Man Is Hit By A Car While Crossing A Beverly Hills Street. A Woman Rushes To Him And Cradles His Head In Her Lap, Asking, Are You Comfortable? The Man Answers, I Make A Nice Living.

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.