You're Driving Me Normal!

That's Why I Liked Him, I Think. Another Guy Pretending To Be Human, Just Like Me.

I Was Good At Being Charming, One Of My Very Few Vanities.

Getting Yelled At By A Furious Woman Should Be Treated As A Semiformal Occasion.

I Really Am Guilty, Of Many Somethings, All Of Them Lethal And Very Enjoyable And Technically Not Quite Legal.

I Waved To Everybody. Some Of Them Even Waved Back. They Knew Me, Had Seen Me Go By Before, Always Cheerful, A Big Hello For Everybody. He Was Such A Nice Man. Very Friendly. I Can’t Believe He Did Those Horrible Things . . .