You're Only As Smart As Your Era.

Jim Pagliaroni Joined The Club Tonight And Is Going To Be A Welcome Addition. He Was Describing A Girl That One Of The Ballplayers Had Been Out With And Said, “it's Hard To Say Exactly What She Looked Like. She Was Kind Of Joe Torre With Tits.” This Joke Can Only Be Explained With A Picture Of Joe Torre. But I'm Not Sure Any Exist. He Dissolves Camera Lenses.

Back Then, If You Had A Sore Arm, The Only People Concerned Were You And Your Wife. Now It's You, Your Wife, Your Agent, Your Investment Counselor, Your Stockbroker, And Your Publisher.

Forget Goals. Value The Process.

We Were Like Farm Animals Compared To Today's Players Who Are Treated Like Thoroughbreds.

For A Hundred Years, The Owners Screwed The Players. For 25 Years, The Players Have Screwed The Owners-they've Got 75 Years To Go.