You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

Sometimes It's Like You're A Big Pie Settin' On The Table, And Everybody Runs Up And Gets Their Piece Of You. When It's Over' The Plate's Empty.

Doo Never Actually Made Moonshine, But He Hauled About An Ocean Of It.

Because Olivia Newton-john Wasn't From Nashville, They Didn't Like Her Winning Our Awards. I've Got No Complaints.

No Matter What You Do, It Can't Be Perfect. I Told Jack White, 'if I'd 'a Sung That Song More'n Twice, It Might Of Sounded Better.' He Said, 'well, It Might Not Of. You Might Have Took The Spark Out Of It.' I Don't Know If He Has A Point Or Not. We'll Find Out.

I've Seen Things, And That's Almost The Same As Doing Them.