You Really Have Got Lots Of Issues!

I'm Not Like A Politician That Goes Around Talking About Family Values. And I Can't Get Fired From Being A Funny Person Because I Did Something That Most People Are Disapproving Of. I Think People Are Just Obsessed With This Morality That People Perceive As Being The Right And Wrong Way Of Doing Stuff.

I Think We All Have A Slightly Gay Gene Inside Us, Don't We? It Might Be 0.00001 Per Cent As Mine Is, Or One Per Cent As Yours Is.

I've Always Been Drawn To Discomfort And That Limbo Of Unease You Get Between Comedy And Tragedy.

I Think You Need To Have The Guts To Not Use Comedy. Often, The People That Work In Comedy Use A Joke To Avoid Contemplation.

There Were Days When We Used To Say, What Was In Today's Paper Is Tomorrow's Fish-and-chip Paper.when I Became Successful, I Enjoyed Myself A Little.