You Release These Things, And If They

The Success Of Any Stand-up Act Comes Out Of Life Experience.

I've Decided To Get Into Shape, And The Shape I've Selected Is A Triangle.

You Can Go Home With A Lot Of Money With Absolutely No Skill.

I've Been Chased. I've Been Pushed. I've Been Screamed At. I've Been Verbally Abused. I've Been Afraid For My Safety. But I Did It All In The Name Of Entertainment.

Bobby's World Touched A Lot Of People. That's Why The Family's Last Name Is Generic. Uncle Ted Is Based On Uncles We've All Had.