You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs

Cause If You're A Transvestite, You're Actually A Male Tomboy, That's Where The Sexuality Is. Yeah, It's Not Drag Queen, No; Gay Men Have Got That Covered. This Is Male Tomboy, And People Do Get That Mixed Up, They Put Transvestite There - No No No No! Little Bit Of A Crowbar Separation, Thank You! And Gay Men, I Think, Would Agree. It's Male Lesbian, That's Really Where It Is, Ok? Because... It's True! 'cause Most Transvestites Fancy Girls, Fancy Women. So That's Where It Is.

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women. In A Plastic Cup.

There's Not Much Makeup In The Army, Is There? No. They Only Have That Nighttime Look, And That's A Bit Slapdash, Isn't It?

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!

Cats Have A Scam Going - You Buy The Food, They Eat The Food, They Go Away; That's The Deal.