You Say I Sucked At The Oscars.

Japanese Moe Relationships Socially Dysfunctional Men Develop Deep Attachments To Body Pillows With Women Painted On Them.

For Whatever Reason, I Have An Emotional Life That Wants To Come Out.

Sometimes I Get A Little Sad, And I Feel Like Being Alone. Then I Talk To My Cat About It, And He Reminds Me I’m James Franco. Then We Dance.

I Worked At A Mcdonald's Drive-through. I Could Always Tell When Girls Were Interested: They'd Drive Around Again And Say, "i Forgot Something."

I Went To Nyu Graduate Film School And Met Pam [romanowsky], And After Doing A Few Things With Her I Thought She Had The Right Sensibility And That She Could Figure It [the Adderall Diaries] Out.