You Should Always Live Within Your Income,

It Is True That Wealth Won't Make A Man Virtuous, But I Notice There Ain't Anybody Who Wants To Be Poor Just For The Purpose Of Being Good.

Advice Is Like Kissing: It Costs Nothing And Is A Pleasant Thing To Do.

It Ain't Because Lovers Are So Sensitive That They Quarrel So Often; It Is Because There Is So Much Fun N The Making Up.

Virtue Does Not Consist In The Absence Of The Passions, But In The Control Of Them.

A Man Running For Office Puts Me In Mind Of A Dog That's Lost-he Smells Everybody He Meets, And Wags Himself All Over.