You Should Never Argue With A Crazy

I've Lived Long Enough To Have Learned, The Closer You Get To The Fire, The More You Get Burned.

You've Got To Be Hard, Like The Rock In That Old Rock & Roll.

People Always Think I Was Just Playing In A Piano Bar, But I Only Did That For About Six Months. The Rest Of The Time I Was Playing In Bands.

My Daughter Sent Me On A Mission To Get As Many Autographs As Possible.

There's A Deep-seated Paranoia That Americans Have About Not Being Americans Or Something.