You Show Me A Boy Who Brings

I Would Have Invited Friends Over To Dinner Even If The Carpet Was Stained, Or The Sofa Faded.

Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

I Convinced Him His Luggage Had Gone To That Big Bermuda Triangle In The Sky.

Parenting Is A Negative Thing. Keep Your Children From Killing Themselves, Or Anyone Else, And Hope For The Best.