You Show Me A Boy Who Brings

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

Laughter Rises Out Of Tragedy When You Need It The Most, And Rewards You For Your Courage.

I Was Terrible At Straight Items. When I Wrote Obituaries, My Mother Said The Only Thing I Ever Got Them To Do Was Die In Alphabetical Order.

Myths That Need Clarification: "no Matter How Many Times You See The Grand Canyon, You Are Still Emotionally Moved To Tears." False. It Depends On How Many Children The Out-of-towners Brought With Them Who Kicked The Back Of Your Seat From Phoenix To Flagstaff And Got Their Gum Caught In Your Hair.

I Have Just Come Up With A Wonderful Solution To End All Wars. Let Me Give Directions On How To Get There.