You Start Pretending To Have Fun, You

I've Got A Lot Of Back-up Because My Father Was A Catholic, My Mother Was A Protestant, I Was Educated By Jews And I'm Married To A Muslim. So I Won't Lose Out On A Technicality.

First Of All, I Choose The Great Roles, And If None Of These Come, I Choose The Mediocre Ones, And If They Don't Come, I Choose The Ones That Pay The Rent.

At 69, I Got The Girl! And It Wasn't A 68-year-old Girl, Either.

I've Done My Job And I've Got The Picture Out There, And I'm Very Happy With It.

I'm The Audience's Representative On Earth.