You Still Owe Me A Yellow Porsche.

Oh You Do Smell Good.

You're Awfully Small To Be So Hugely Irritating.

I Was All Braced For The Wrath That Was Going To Put Grizzlies To Shame, And This Is What I Get? I Should Infuriate You More Often.

After Eighteen Years Of Being Utterly Ordinary, I Finally Found That I Can Shine" -bella Swan <3

Trust Emmett To Find The Joke In The Destruction Of My Life.