You Think I Look Like A Teletubby?

The Worst Thing About Being A Great Power Is When You're Not One Any More. It Takes Centuries To Get Over It.

Comedy Will Always Be Central To What I Do, It's Just An Instinct For Me, But I Am A Writer And Always Have Been.

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