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You Have But To Hold Forth In Cap And Gown, And Any Gibberish Becomes Learning, All Nonsense Passes For Sense.

All The Power Is With The Sex That Wears The Beard.

To Live Without Loving Is Not Really To Live.

Ah! How Annoying That The Law Doesn't Allow A Woman To Change Husbands Just As One Does Shirts.

People Can Be Induced To Swallow Anything, Provided It Is Sufficiently Seasoned With Praise.