You've Been Nipping At Cook's Wine!!

I Truly Love Our Code Of Chivalry. We Are Taught That Noblemen Must Take Everything And Say Nothing. Noblemen Must Stand Alone. Well, We're Men, And Men Aren't Born To Stand Alone.

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again, My Lord. You Are An Evil Man.

She's All Over Us Like Maggots On Garbage, Just Because I Interfered With One Pickpocket Yesterday.

Your Life Might Be Easier If You Were. A Fool For Love Is Happier Than A Dog With A Heart That's All Leather.

She Has Teeth Like Stars And Hair Like Sheep Fuzz