You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

Never Place A Period Where God Has Placed A Comma.

I'm Having My Platform Run Up By A Movie Set Designer, So It Will Be Very Impressive From The Front, But Not Too Premanent. After All, There's No Sense Putting A Lot Of Time And Thought Into Something You'll Have No Use For After You're Elected.

It's A Game Everybody Plays. If You See A Man With A Beard And Holler "beaver!" It's Five Points. And If You See A Man With A Moustache, It's Onli Three Points.

You Kissed Me Like That When I Was A Blushing Bride ...? I Wonder What I Was Blushing About?