You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

When You Learn To Make Everybody Happy, You Will Possess The Golden Secret Of How To Milk The Contented Voters. But Do It In Such A Way That They Won't Think You Want Them To Vote For You Just Because You Need The Money. They Need The Money, And Besides, They Can Think Up Other Reasons If They Try.

Smartness Runs In My Family. When I Went To School I Was So Smart My Teacher Was In My Class For Five Years.

I Think There's So Much Good In The Worst Of Us, And So Many Of The Worst Of Us Get The Best Of Us, That The Rest Of Us Aren't Even Worth Talking About.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.