You've Got Bad Eating Habits If You

The Average American's Day Planner Has Fewer Holes In It Than Ray Charles's Dart Board.

It's Foolish To Be Prejudiced. There Are So Many Reasons To Hate People On An Individual Basis.

The White House Looked Into A Plan That Would Allow Illegal Immigrants To Stay In The United States. The Plan Called For A Million Mexicans To Marry A Million Of Our Ugliest Citizens.

When I Said 'we', Officer, I Was Referring To Myself, The Four Young Ladies, And, Of Course, The Goat.

Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me For Getting It Right The First Time.