You've Got To Be Stupid To Heckle

Donald Trump Came Out As A Birther, Which Is Republican For, 'i'm Running For President.'

He Smiles So Much, I Don't Think He Has A Central Nervous System.

It Was The Coldest Winter Ever! I Thought Last Winter Was The Coldest Winter Ever, But I Was Wrong Now Wasn't I? You See Because I Travel All The Time. So Last Winter, I'd Be In The Midwest, And The Blizzard Would Hit. And Then I'd Fly Home, And The Blizzard Would Hit Again!

Online, There's No Time. It's Always Christmas.

Should I Eat This Or Should I Eat This? Well, I'll Have To Eat Both!