You've Never Met A More Flawed Guy

I Am A Conservative, But I Am Not A Zombie.

The Shadows Are Only The Darkest When The Light Is At Its Brightest.

I'm Thinking About Killing Michael Moore, And I'm Wondering If I Could Kill Him Myself, Or If I Would Need To Hire Somebody To Do It.

People Like Me Took Donald Trump Literally, But Never Seriously. But His Supporters Took Him Seriously And Not Literally.

You Know, We All Have Our Inner Demons. I, For One - I Can't Speak For You, But I'm On The Verge Of Moral Collapse At Any Time. It Can Happen By The End Of The Show.