You Want To Embrace, But I Can't

I Can't Remember All The Times I've Tried To Tell Myself To Hold On To These Moments As They Pass

My Life Isn't Necessarily More Important Than Anyone Else's: I'm Just Better In Talking About It.

Your Misery Is Everyone Else's Entertainment.

I'm Really Good In A Crisis, Because I Don't Panic.

People Ask Me If I Have Stage Fright. I Say, "god, No, I'm Completely Comfortable There. I Have Rest-of-the-day Fright."