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Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.