You Were Never Told That Saint-tropez Is

I Had An Interview Once With Some German Journalist - Some Horrible, Ugly Woman. It Was In The Early Days After The Communists - Maybe A Week After - And She Wore A Yellow Sweater That Was Kind Of See-through. She Had Huge Tits And A Huge Black Bra, And She Said To Me, "it's Impolite; Remove Your Glasses." I Said, "do I Ask You To Remove Your Bra?"

I Only Wear The Latest Thing. It's My Job.

I Hate Amateurs. I Hate Unprofessional People. There Are Enough People Who Can Do Jobs Decently That There's No Reason That People Who Cannot Do Them Decently [should] Pretend To Be Great At It.

Trendy Is The Last Stage Before Tacky.

I Like Chocolate. I Don’t Eat It, But I Like The Smell Of It. People Can Drink With Their Eyes; I Can Eat With My Nose. I Would Love To Have A Perfume Based On Chocolate.