You Wiggle To The Left, You Wiggle

A Candy Coloured Clown They Call The Sandman Tiptoes Into My Room Every Night Just To Sprinkle Stardust And Whisper; "go To Sleep, Everything Is Alright"

I Close My Eyes, Then I Drift Away, Into The Magic Night I Softly Say. A Silent Prayer, Like Dreamers Do, Then I Fall Asleep To Dream My Dreams Of You.

I Waited, And I’m Sure Elvis Did Too, For Each Ricky Nelson Record Like We Would A Chuck Berry Record Or A Fats Domino Record, To See What Was Going On. I Used To Say To Some Of The Guys That Ricky Nelson Learned To Sing On Million Selling Records.

I Saw Elvis Live In '54. It Was At The Big D Jamboree In Dallas And The First Thing, He Came Out And Spit On The Stage...it Affected Me Exactly The Same Way As When I First Saw That David Lynch Film. There Was Just No Reference Point In The Culture To Compare It To.

Whether I'm In London, Sydney Or Hong Kong, It Makes No Difference. There Is Always Someone Who Knows Me. I Must Be One Of The Most Unloneliest People In The World!