You Will Fail And I’ll Dance On

I Scoured Myself With Lye Soap From Head To Toe To Get The Evil Funk Of Demon Snot Off Me. I Have Flossed Things The Gods Never Meant To Be Flossed And Used Things That Would Be Toxic To Most Living Organisms. All To Sanitize My Body For Your Chewing Pleasure.

And You Haven’t Been Betrayed Yet, Nick. You Don’t Know What That’s Like. What It Does To You. The Scars It Leaves That Never Fade. (ambrose)

Gods, How I’ve Missed You. (stryker) I Hate You With Every Beat Of My Heart. (zephyra)

That Which Doesn’t Kill Us Just Requires A Few Centuries Of Therapy. (caleb) Yeah, And Usually A Lot Of Tylenol. (nick)

Contrary To What You Think, Not All Preternatural Beings Hang Out At The Local Supernatural Pub Looking For Humans And Dates.