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But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong People Travel, When The Right People Stay At Home?

If By Any Chance A Playwright Wishes To Express A Political Opinion Or A Moral Opinion Or A Philosophy, He Must Be A Good Enough Craftsman To Do It With So Much Spice Of Entertainment In It That The Public Get The Message Without Being Aware Of It.

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.

How Was Your Flight? Well, Aeronautically It Was A Great Success. Socially, It Left Quite A Bit To Be Desired.

My Body Has Certainly Wandered A Good Deal, But I Have An Uneasy Suspicion That My Mind Has Not Wandered Enough.