You Will Know You're Old When You

I'll Go Through Life Either First Class Or Third, But Never In Second.

He Must Have Been An Incredibly Good Shot.

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

Las Vegas: It Was Not Cafe Society, It Was Nescafe Society