Your Date Is Better In Your Pie

To Be Generous, Guiltless, And Of A Free Disposition Is To Take Those Things For Bird-bolts That You Deem Cannon-bullets.

The Bird That Hath Been Limed In A Bush, With Trembling Wings Misdoubteth Every Bush.

Rich Gifts Wax Poor When Givers Prove Unkind.

Thou Speak'st Like Him's Untutored To Repeat: Who Makes The Fairest Show Means Most Deceit.

Why, There's A Wench! Come On, And Kiss Me, Kate.