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Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.
-George Carlin
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Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your
George Carlin
Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.
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