Your Hair Is An Act Of God.

Comedy Is Easy. First, People Have To Fall Down. Next, Include Someone A Little Hefty. It's A Hoot.

Sleep With A Dog And Rise Full Of Fleas.

You’ll Be All Right. You’re Strong. I Know You’ll Be Okay Because I Like You And You Can’t Like Someone Who Doesn’t Like Themself. The People I Fear For Are The Ones Who I Don’t Like Because They Hate Themselves So Much They Won’t Let Anyone Else Like Them Either. But I Do Like You. I’ll Miss You. And I Know You’ll Be Okay.

I'm Here, Got No Choice. But You, You Should Be Telling People.

You Get Mixed Messages Because I Have Mixed Feelings.