Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

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A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.